You think you’re old, I was at a wedding shower, and as my friends unwrapped a new blender, I said, “Ohhhh, that’s a good blender”…. you know you’re old when you get excited about normal kitchen appliances. I’m 21, and I’m acting like I’ve been married for 10 years.

Wait, so you’re telling me that they didn’t include scalping in AC 3 because o the graphic nature and sensitive history on the subject, but in AC Unity, they have severed heads being paraded around on spears, and that’s all hunky-dory? LOGIC.

People underestimate Peter Criss from Kiss, he’s the only one who thought his face makeup through. If any of the other members walked around with their makeup on, people would look at them, and think, ” why does that guy have a star on his eye”, or “What’s up with that weird mask makeup, he looks ridiculous.”, but if Peter Criss decides to go out in public, people will look at him and think, “Oh, he must really like cats.”

I’m still getting over the fact that they cancelled Young Justice because of such a stupid reason, and now I don’t get any closure.

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

Shark Tale was a ripoff of The Incredible Mr. Limpit.

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

Shark Tale was a ripoff of The Incredible Mr. Limpit.

(Source: pumpkinkraken)

I can’t think about anything else except Reboot.

I can’t think about anything else except Reboot.